Rice Pilaf

1. 1

   Measure 3 cups flour into a large bowl. Answer the telephone. Take large bowl off small son's head and sweep floor.

2. 2

   Measure 3 cups flour into large bowl.

3. 3

   Measure 1/4 cup shortening. Answer doorbell.

4. 4

   Wash shortening from small son's hands and face.

5. 5

   Add 1/4 cup shortening to flour.

6. 6

   Mix well. Rock crying baby for 10 minutes. Answer telephone. Put son in tub. Scrub well. Scrape flour and shortening mixture from kitchen floor.

7. 7

   Add enough tears to relieve tension.

8. 8

   Open 1 can of beans and serve with remaining strength.

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.

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