Recipe for Elephant Stew (From Griot's Cookbook)

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   After the 60 days it takes to dice the elephant, put in a 5 ton casserole.

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   Add salt, pepper, onion and simmer gently for 6 weeks.

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   During the last seven minutes, add the macaroni.

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   This serves 3,462 guests.

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   If the guests bring guests, add the rabbits, but only if absolutely necessary because most people don't like to find hare in their stew.

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   Ok -- so the first recipe was a funny -- but funnies feed the soul too!

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.

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