Best Ever Rum Cake (Make At Own Risk) [Humor] Recipe

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   Before starting, sample rum to check quality.

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   Good, isn't it Now proceed.

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   Select large mixing bowl, measuring c., etc.

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   Check rum again.

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   It must be just right.

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   To be sure rum is of proper quality, pout one level c. of rum into glass and drink it as fast as you can.

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   Repeat.

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   With electric mixer, beat 1 c. butter in a large fluffy bowl.

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   Add in 1 tsp.

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    of the sugar and beat again.

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    Meanwhile, make sure rum is still alright.

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    Try another c.. Open a second

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    qt if necessary.

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    Add in sugar, 2 c. fried druit and beat til high.

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    If druit gets stuck in beaters, pry loose with drewscriber.

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    Sample rum again checking for tonscistecity.

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    Nest, sift 3 c. pepper or possibly salt (really doesn't matter).

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    Sample rum.

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    Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice.

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    Mix in minced butter and strained nuts.

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    Add in 1bablespoon of brown thugar or possibly whatever color you can find.

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    Wix mell.

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    Grease oven.

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    turn cake pan 350 degrees.

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    Pour mess into boven and ake.

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    check rum again and bo to ged.

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.