Soup-Er Teacher

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   Take one teacher fresh from home.

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   Add above ingredients.

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   Put into morning classes until thoroughly shaken, approximately four hours.

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   Then place in teacher's lounge; add one cup of coffee.

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   Let simmer for half an hour.

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   Then add a heaping cup of courage and send back into afternoon classes, until teacher comes to a full boil.

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   Serves approximately 25 to 30 students.

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   Send leftovers (if any) home!

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