Red Sausage Aliens for Bento

["Cut a sausage in half diagonally.", "Slice off a circular part of the skin to make a face.", "Make 3 cuts, as shown in the diagram, to create the arms and legs.", "It's easiest to use a small pair of scissors to make the cuts.", "Cook in the toaster oven until the arms and legs open up a bit.", "Or you can boil them and the arms and legs will curl up even more.", "Whichever way you want.", "Stick on a face cut out of nori seaweed.", "I tried sitting my martian on a meatball.", "I made the cut for his legs too deep though, so he's rather long-legged...", "I made demon martians for Setsubun by giving them horns made out of fried spaghetti.", "These martians are going back home through a tunnel of white rice.", "Say goodbye with this ""Bye Bye Sausage Martian Bento""