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Mix shortening, peanut butter, sugar and egg thoroughly.
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Get 2-year old out of bathroom where she is wading in toilet in $40.00 orthopedic shoes.
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Measure flour.
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Unwind 2-year old from around right leg.
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If unsuccessful, drag her across floor to answer phone. Wash flour off child, phone cord and right leg.
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Mix the rest of ingredients and stir in.
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Before putting dough in refrigerator to chill, clean up floor where dogs food was spilled, wash dog food out of child's teeth.
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Turn on Gerbert video and tell child to watch for Daddy.
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Turn oven to 375u00b0.
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Take coloring books and melted crayon out of oven.
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Begin search for broiler pan.
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12
Do not disturb turtles living in it.
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Accept offer of 2-year old to use cake pan from Dolly-Time bake set, which bakes one cookie at a time the size of a tooth filling.
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Wash 2-year olds hands and prepare to roll dough into balls the size of large walnuts.
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Take 2-year old to bathroom to wash her hands again before placing the cookie on the pan.
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Get dog off 2-year olds lap and wash her hands again. Flatten cookie with fork dipped in flour before putting in oven. Mop floor.
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Hose down refrigerator, cabinets and stove.
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Get flour off living room sofa.
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Catch 2-year old who is chasing dog with portable mixer and contain her in bathtub.
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20
one cookie.
