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Before attempting to cook this recipe, you must come to terms with your mortality in lieu of your almost certain death.
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Bring the apricots and caster sugar, 3 cups' worth, as well as the apple slices to simmer and then turn down the heat, letting it cook for a further 4-5 hours, until gloopy in texture.
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Take a moment to familiarise yourself with the workings of temperature.
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A quick summary follows: [I will try to keep the science lingo to a minimum].
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Hot, as we know, is an increase of cold.
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Which means the more something cold increases (Ie, the colder it gets), the higher the temperature.
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With this in mind, proceed to:.
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Use your rocket to launch yourself, and your apricot jam into space.
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It is absolutely crucial that you calculate your trajectory so that you pass through a shaded expanse beyond the Earth's atmosphere, so that your jam can be sufficiently cooled, infact frozen.
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If you do not do this, your jam may heat up to up to 260 degrees celcius, thoroughly spoiling the recipe.
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Passing through shade, begin a space walk outside your craft, with apricot jam and your portable grill (insert batteries prior) in hand.
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Merely wait, as your jam will begin to freeze as the outside temperature nears absolute zero.
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When iced:.
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Place your iced jam on top of the grill, and cook for 2-6 minutes.
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In the unlikely event of your persisting to be alive, return to Earth and serve your grilled iced apricot jam on a round of toast for a delicious and fruity breakfast!
