Elephant Stew

1. 1

   Cut elephant in bite size pieces.

2. 2

   This takes a while. Marinate in lots and lots of apple cider.

3. 3

   Add enough brown gravy to cover and some spice to taste.

4. 4

   Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks, or until tender.

5. 5

   This will serve approximately 3,799 people.

6. 6

   If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits.

7. 7

   But, do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.

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