Elephant Stew

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   Cut elephant into small bite size pieces.

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   (This takes about 2 months.)

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   Add enough water to make a brown gravy.

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   Cook over a kerosene fire for about 4 months at 465u00b0.

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   This serves 3,845.

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   If more are expected, add the hares only if necessary because most people don't like to find hares in their stew!

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