Elephant Stew

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   Cut the elephant into bite-sized pieces.

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   This should take about two months.

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   Add enough brown gravy to cover.

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   Cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 465u00b0.

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   This will serve 3,802 people.

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   If more are expected, the two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like hare in their stew.

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