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Preheat the oven to 375F and then get on with the icing.
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I do this first, since you need to make some caramel and then let it cool.
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Dissolve the sugar in the water over a low heat, remembering not to stir at all as it will crystallize if you do.
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When it seems dissolved, turn up the heat and boil until it turns a dark golden color.
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This will probably take 1015 minutes.
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And try not to be faint-hearted: caramel has to be near burning; it wouldnt be caramel otherwise.
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When youve reached that exciting stage, take the pan off the heat and slowly whisk in the cream.
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It may go a little lumpy but dont panic, it will smooth out.
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When all the creams in, put the pan back on the heat for a further minute, whisking until smooth and combined.
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I find one of those little curly wire whisks the best tool for the job.
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Cool, and then refrigerate until you need it.
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The easiest way to make the cake is to put all the ingredients except the cream into the bowl of the food processor and blitz till smooth.
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(Its for this reason the butter must be very soft before you start.)
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Scrape down the sides of the bowl, then process again, adding a couple of tablespoons of cream down the funnel with the motor running.
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Stop and check the consistency of the batter: if its on the runny (though not liquid) side then stop here; otherwise, add another 12 tablespoons of cream to achieve this dropping consistency.
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If you want to make it by hand, follow the method for the Victoria sponge (page 14).
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Divide the batter between the prepared pans and bake for about 25 minutes; the cake layers are ready when theyre beginning to shrink away from the sides of the pan and when a cake tester or skewer comes out clean.
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Leave on a wire rack for 10 minutes, then turn out and leave on the rack until completely cooled.
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Now for the assembly.
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Pour the thoroughly cooled caramel into a glass cup measure with a spout.
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(Youll be using some if not all of the rest to dribble over the iced cake later.)
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Beat the cream cheese until softened and smooth, then add the cupful of caramel and beat gently to combine.
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Put one cake layer on a plate.
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Using a rubber spatula or an ordinary blunt knife, roughly spread just under half of the icing over the top of the waiting cake.
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Place the other cake on top and then roughly ice the top of that cake with what remains in the bowl.
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Dont feel constrained to use up every last scrap of icing: it tastes almost at its best straight out of a finger-wiped bowl.
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Using a teaspoon, drizzle some of the reserved caramel over the cake: think Jackson Pollock.