Whammers Recipe – Eats Now

Name: Whammers
Prep time: 15 min
Cook time: 30 min
Total time: 45 min
Yield: 4 servings
Ingredients: 3 cups brown sugar; 2 ½ cups oleo; 1 cup chunky peanut butter; 6 cups oatmeal; 3 cups flour; 1 tablespoon baking soda; 3 tablespoons vanilla; 2 eggs; 1 cup nuts (optional); sugar; cinnamon

Servings: persons

3 cups brown sugar
2 ½ cups oleo
1 cup chunky peanut butter
6 cups oatmeal
3 cups flour
1 tablespoon baking soda
3 tablespoons vanilla
2 eggs
1 cup nuts (optional)
sugar
cinnamon

1
Make these cookies while you are MAD!
2
DUMP brown sugar, oleo and peanut butter in a huge bowl.
3
THROW in oatmeal.
4
SLING in flour and baking soda.
5
SPLASH in vanilla.
6
DROP in eggs and nuts.
7
Start kneading and mixing with both hands, POUNDING and BEATING with FISTS to let out your aggressions.
8
Think of what and WHO you are mad at and REALLY LET THEM HAVE IT!
9
Make balls the size of walnuts.
10
SLAM the balls into some sugar and cinnamon (optional).
11
THROW them on a greased cookie sheet.
12
Give each a WHAM with your FIST to FLATTEN them.
13
Bake at 350 for 10 to 12 minutes.

1411

kcal

Calories

Fat

244

Carbs

Protein

Fat Carbs Protein

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.

No additional tips available.

No specific allergen information. Please check the ingredient list for possible allergens.

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This recipe makes 4 servings. You can adjust the portion size directly on this page.

You need 11 ingredients. The key ingredients include: 3 cups brown sugar, 2 ½ cups oleo, 1 cup chunky peanut butter, 6 cups oatmeal, and more.

Yes, Whammers falls under the General category and is a great choice for this type of meal.

Store leftovers in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to 3–4 days. Reheat gently before serving.

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