Watermelon Man'S Salsa

1. 1

   Ice down a melon.

2. 2

   Draw a pitcher of beer.

3. 3

   Cut and core red tomatoes.

4. 4

   Cut and dice Bermuda onions.

5. 5

   Split jalapeno peppers and core out seeds, dice.

6. 6

   Peel garlic cloves and dice.

7. 7

   Cut lime, remove seeds and squeeze juice.

8. 8

   Add salt.

9. 9

   Mash in stainless steel pot with potato masher.

10. 10

    Put in glass jar and refrigerate at least 2 days.

11. 11

    Can be eaten anytime.

12. 12

    Makes approximately 1 quart to be eaten with a woman.

13. 13

    Drink your beer.

14. 14

    Clean up mess.

15. 15

    Give your girl a watermelon bath!

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.

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