Tortured Chicken Using That Contraption

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   Preheat oven to 325F.

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   Wash and pat dry chicken inside and out.

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   Combine 1 packet Sazon, Adobo, and paprika.

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   Loosen skin from breast area and rub in about a third of the seasoning mixture.

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   You can spoon the seasoning in and rub the outer skin to do this.

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   Rub a third of the seasoning into the cavity.

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   Then rub remaining seasoning all around the outside concentrating on the legs.

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   Place the upright roaster in a larger baking dish.

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   I use a large glass baking dish and just turn the roaster until it is stable; it does not sit on the bottom of the dish.

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    Or fashion something out of an aluminum foil pan.

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    Place garlic and 1/2 the onion in the cup.

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    Pour in enough beer to fill cup.

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    You can also just place a partially filled beer can in cup.

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    Stuff cavity with remaining onion, lemon half, and fresh herbs.

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    You can, of course, vary the herbs you use.

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    Carefully sit chicken on cup or beer can.

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    Do not worry if some liquid leaks out.

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    Place second lemon half, cut side down, to cap neck cavity.

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    Insert digital meat thermometer into thigh.

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    Cook chicken to an internal temperature of 165F, about 2 hours.

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.