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Don't eat anything for about 1 day prior.
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Grill off hamburger to rare (IF your going to try this I'd recommend it be cooked to at least med.
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I doubt that deep frying would do much to cook the meat further).
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Fry onion rings and bacon.
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Layer slice of cheddar, bacon, slice of cheddar, onion rings, slice of cheddar on top of burger and briefly place in 500 degree oven to melt together.
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Place your heart healthy burger stack inside your homemade milk bun, press together, and skewer with your wooden skewers.
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Dust well with flour and dip in bear batter, spooning the batter into all crevices.
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Drop burger into deep fry basket.
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If you made your burger right, it will be too tall for the oil to actually cover completely.
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Carefully ladle hot oil from the fryer over the top of the burger to compensate.
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Cook until golden brown.
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Remove from fryer, let rest for about 2-3 minutes, and cut in half with a serrated knife.
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Serve with lettuce, tomato, onion and horseradish remoulade.
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After eating, call your cardiologist, tell him what you've done, and sit in amusement as he has a heart attack for you over the phone.
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Disclaimer: Following this recipe and consuming the finished product may be hazardous to your health.
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Eating The Deep Fried Hamburger may cause acne, soar stomach, huge butt syndrome, or sudden and unexpected cardiac arrest.
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Eating the whole thing in one sitting will make you a true American Hero.
