The 5000 Calorie Deep Fried Burger

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   Don't eat anything for about 1 day prior.

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   Grill off hamburger to rare (IF your going to try this I'd recommend it be cooked to at least med.

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   I doubt that deep frying would do much to cook the meat further).

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   Fry onion rings and bacon.

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   Layer slice of cheddar, bacon, slice of cheddar, onion rings, slice of cheddar on top of burger and briefly place in 500 degree oven to melt together.

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   Place your heart healthy burger stack inside your homemade milk bun, press together, and skewer with your wooden skewers.

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   Dust well with flour and dip in bear batter, spooning the batter into all crevices.

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   Drop burger into deep fry basket.

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   If you made your burger right, it will be too tall for the oil to actually cover completely.

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    Carefully ladle hot oil from the fryer over the top of the burger to compensate.

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    Cook until golden brown.

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    Remove from fryer, let rest for about 2-3 minutes, and cut in half with a serrated knife.

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    Serve with lettuce, tomato, onion and horseradish remoulade.

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    After eating, call your cardiologist, tell him what you've done, and sit in amusement as he has a heart attack for you over the phone.

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    Disclaimer: Following this recipe and consuming the finished product may be hazardous to your health.

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    Eating The Deep Fried Hamburger may cause acne, soar stomach, huge butt syndrome, or sudden and unexpected cardiac arrest.

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    Eating the whole thing in one sitting will make you a true American Hero.

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.