Tequila Cookies-(Funny Story Recipe) Recipe

Name: Tequila Cookies-(Funny Story Recipe)
Prep time: 15 min
Cook time: 30 min
Total time: 45 min
Yield: 4 servings
Ingredients: 1 cup water; 1 tsp baking soda; 1 cup sugar; 1 tsp salt; 1 cup brown sugar; 1 tbsp lemon juice; 4 large eggs; 1 cup nuts; 2 cup dried fruit; 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Servings: persons

1
Sample the Jose Cuervo to check quality.
2
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
4
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
5
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup...just in case.
6
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
7
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
8
Mix on the turner.
9
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
10
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
11
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something...Check the Jose Cuervo.
12
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
13
Add one table.
14
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
15
Whatever you can find.
16
Greash the oven.
17
Turn the cake tin 360F and try not to fall over.
18
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
19
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Jose Cuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
20
Enjoy!
21
:)

547

kcal

Calories

Fat

105

Carbs

Protein

Fat Carbs Protein

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.

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No specific allergen information. Please check the ingredient list for possible allergens.

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This recipe makes 4 servings. You can adjust the portion size directly on this page.

You need 10 ingredients. The key ingredients include: 1 cup water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp salt, and more.

Yes, Tequila Cookies-(Funny Story Recipe) falls under the Baking & Desserts category and is a great choice for this type of meal.

Store in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 3–5 days. For longer storage, freeze for up to 3 months — no need to refrigerate or reheat.

Tequila Cookies-(Funny Story Recipe)

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