Sore A@%e Sushi

1. 1

   Use a rolling pin to rool the bread as flat as you can get it.

2. 2

   Spread the slices with the soft cheese.

3. 3

   cut the cucumber into strips and place about half an inch from the edge of the sandwich.

4. 4

   roll up the sandwich like a swiss roll (or sushi!)

5. 5

   and cut into 1 inch segments.

6. 6

   eat (feeling sorry for yourself is optional).

No additional tips available.