Plain Ole Vanilla Wedding Cake

1. 1

   Cream together sugar, vanilla and butter in bathtub.

2. 2

   Stir together flour and baking powder in a separate tub.

3. 3

   Find a larger container perhaps an unused grain silo.

4. 4

   Add cake flour to creamed mixture, alternately adding milk.

5. 5

   Fold in egg whites.

6. 6

   Pour into as many number 12 washtubs as you can find, making all layers about the same size.

7. 7

   Cover washtubs and place in a building that will take 28 to 30 minutes to burn down.

8. 8

   Remove from debris.

9. 9

   Frost with relatively new rowboat oars.

10. 10

    Serves everybody.

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.

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