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Tools: loaf pan, mixing bowl, spoon, wire cooling rack, mixer, Ziploc bag, two small serving bowls, platter With an adult's help, preheat oven and mix cake according to package directions.
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Grease and flour a loaf pan.
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Pour a half inch layer of batter into the pan.
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Then, using a spoon, glop several lines and small pools of blood (jam) over the batter.
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Repeat until you put one final layer of batter covering all signs of jam.
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Bake according to package directions.
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After removing from pan, allow to cool 35 to 40 minutes.
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Beat the whipping cream until stiff peaks form.
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Add the sugar, then whip for another minute.
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Using a spoon, gently swirl 2 tablespoons of the extra blood into the whipped cream and refirgerate until ready to serve the cake.
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Palce the partially thawed blueberries in the ziploc bag.
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Seal and lightly pound the berries until they are squished, but not complete mush.
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Pour into a bowl, add two tablespoons jam and mix well.
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Slice and arrange the cake on a platter.
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Place the bloody whipped cream and blueberry blood clots beside the platter for guests to use as toppings.
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Serves 8 to 10 psycho scientists.
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Sicko serving suggestions: Garnish your platter with a garland or little flowers made of blood splattered sterile guaze bandages.
