"Oh Crud! Company is Here" Dip

1. 1

   Mix the two ingredients.

2. 2

   If time allows, chill it in the fridge for at least an hour.

3. 3

   If not, serve as is.

4. 4

   Best served with tortilla chips or Ruffles.

5. 5

   Be nice to the uninvited guests.

6. 6

   Smile and nod, even when they start talking about their bunyons and other medical issues.

7. 7

   Yawn a few times.

8. 8

   Look at your watch.

9. 9

   Pray the phone rings soon.

10. 10

    Let them know it's getting late, and you have Underwater Basket Weaving class in the morning.

11. 11

    Shove their uninvited arses out the door, lock it, and turn off the lights!

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.

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