Never Fail Dumplings

1. 1

   Secure one large elephant.

2. 2

   Kill, clean and cut into small cubes (this will take about two months).

3. 3

   Put in large kettle and simmer over kerosene heat at 465u00b0 for 14 weeks.

4. 4

   Make gravy to cover.

5. 5

   This serves 3,685 people.

6. 6

   If more meat is needed, add two rabbits.

7. 7

   But use only if necessary, as few people care for hare in their stew.

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