Magickal Spiced Cookies Recipe

Name: Magickal Spiced Cookies
Prep time: 15 min
Cook time: 30 min
Total time: 45 min
Yield: 4 servings
Ingredients: ⅓ cup water (AKA acid rain); 2 large eggs (AKA snake bile); ⅓ cup vegetable oil (AKA goose grease); ½ cup parsnip, cooked pureed (AKA pond scum); 1 (18 ounce) dark chocolate cake mix (AKA mucky mud); ¼ teaspoon allspice (AKA fly eyes); 2 teaspoons cinnamon (AKA tree bark); ¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes (AKA dragon scales); 5 ounces caramels (AKA toad sweat); 2 tablespoons 10% cream (half n half AKA ostrich milk); sea salt, to taste (AKA dehydrated angel tears)

Servings: persons

⅓ cup water (AKA acid rain)
2 large eggs (AKA snake bile)
⅓ cup vegetable oil (AKA goose grease)
½ cup parsnip, cooked pureed (AKA pond scum)
1 (18 ounce) dark chocolate cake mix (AKA mucky mud)
¼ teaspoon allspice (AKA fly eyes)
2 teaspoons cinnamon (AKA tree bark)
¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes (AKA dragon scales)
5 ounces caramels (AKA toad sweat)
2 tablespoons 10% cream (half n half AKA ostrich milk)
sea salt, to taste (AKA dehydrated angel tears)

1
Combine the oil, parsnip puree, water and eggs mix to blend.
2
Mix spices with cake mix then stir in wet mixture.
3
Drop by teaspoon on lightly greased or parchment lined cookie sheet.
4
Bake at 350 degrees for 10-12 minutes, or until lightly browned.
5
While cookies are cooling melt caramels with cream in a double boiler stirring often.
6
Let harden slightly.
7
Remove cookies to a rack.
8
Drizzle over cookies and lightly sprinkle sea salt on top.
9
You got Magic!
10
Alakamakazoooooooooo.
11
AKA: Witches Version:.
12
Put on your invisible cloak, get out our wand.
13
Gather in a Cauldron the snake bile, goose grease, and pond scum.
14
Stir with your wand the mucky mud, fly eyes, tree bark into the Brew.
15
Bake in the Fire pit until chemical reaction is complete.
16
Melt toad sweat and ostrich milk to create a gooey slime.
17
Drizzle over the little cooled baked creations and dust with angel tears!
18
Summon your gaggle of guests to be charmed by your Bewitching Creation!
19
They will be spellbound!

417

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* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.

Tips for the best results

Read through all the steps once before you start and measure out your ingredients first — it makes everything go more smoothly.
Preheat the oven fully and bake on the middle rack for the most even results.
Check for doneness a few minutes early — a toothpick in the center should come out with just a few moist crumbs.
Let it cool before slicing so it sets properly and holds its shape.
Store leftovers in an airtight container in the fridge and enjoy within a few days.

Variations & substitutions

Coconut cream is a reliable plant-based alternative to dairy cream.

No specific allergen information. Please check the ingredient list for possible allergens.

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This recipe makes 4 servings. You can adjust the portion size directly on this page.

You need 11 ingredients. The key ingredients include: ⅓ cup water (AKA acid rain), 2 large eggs (AKA snake bile), ⅓ cup vegetable oil (AKA goose grease), ½ cup parsnip, cooked pureed (AKA pond scum), and more.

Yes, Magickal Spiced Cookies falls under the Baking & Desserts category and is a great choice for this type of meal.

Store in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 3–5 days. For longer storage, freeze for up to 3 months — no need to refrigerate or reheat.

That's it — enjoy your meal!

Magickal Spiced Cookies

Tips for the best results

Variations & substitutions

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