How To Preserve A Husband

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   Be careful in your selection.

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   Don't choose too young.

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   When selected give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.

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   Some wives insist on keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them into hot water.

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   This may make them hard and sometimes bitter.

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   Some choose to make them sweet, tender and good by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.

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   Serve with peaches and cream.

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   Thus prepared, they will keep for years.

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