How To Preserve A Husband

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   Be careful in your selection, whether he be prune, peach or lemon.

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   Some insist on keeping them in a pickle while others keep them in hot water.

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   This only makes them sour and hard and sometimes even bitter.

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   Even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good by garnishing them with patience, well seasoned with smiles and smothered with kisses to taste.

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   Wrap in a mantle of charity.

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   Keep warm with a steady fire of deepest devotion and serve with peaches and cream.

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   When thus prepared, they will keep for years.

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