How To Preserve A Husband

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   Be careful in your selection.

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   Do not choose too young, and take only such as have been raised in good moral atmosphere.

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   Some insist on keeping them in a pickle, while others keep them in hot water.

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   Or, worse yet, over their heads in debt.

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   This only makes them sour, hard and sometimes bitter.

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   Even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened smiles and flavored with kisses to taste.

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   Wrap them in a mantle of charity; keep them warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion.

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   Serve with 3 good meals a day.

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   When thus prepared, they will keep for years.

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