Elephant Stew(A Recipe For A Large Gathering)

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   Cut up elephant into bite sized pieces, discarding feet. (This takes approximately 2 1/2 months, so allow plenty of time.) Cook in gravy over kerosene fire at 685u00b0 until done.

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   This recipe will serve 600.

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   If more are expected, add the rabbit.

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   Do this as a last resort, as most people do not like to find a hare in their stew.

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