Elephant Soup

1. 1

   Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.

2. 2

   (This should take about 2 months.)

3. 3

   Cook over fire for about 3 weeks.

4. 4

   Cover with gravy. This will serve 4,012 people.

5. 5

   If more are expected, add 2 rabbits.

6. 6

   Do this only if necessary because people don't like to find hare in their soup.

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