Big Bad Beef'S Harlem Fried Chicken

1. 1

   Heat up a deep skillet with about an inch of Canola oil, get that fucker up to 400+ degrees. Pre-heat the oven to 400 degrees too. Your kitchen should feel like your on Hell's doorway.

2. 2

   On the side you'll want to add the salt, pepper, paprika, chili powder, thyme and secret ingredient (come on you think I'm gonna give it up to strangers...fagetaboutit!) in with about 3 and half cups of wheat flour.

3. 3

   Grab a paper bag dump all of that shit in there and give it a good shake, then dip the wet (you cleaned the chicken before hand, right?) chicken pieces into the flour/spice mix then dip into the mixed eggs and dip back again into the flour/spice mix.

4. 4

   With your bare hands lie each flour/spice covered chicken piece into the scolding hot oil, turn on each side every 2 mins until golden brown, use the tongs to turn.

5. 5

   Place cooked chicken on a baking sheet and into the oven for 10 minutes.

6. 6

   Grab some Red Hot sauce and a 40 ounce of Ole English. Eat outside on the front stoop of your building.

7. 7

   Feel the envy of the neighborhood!

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.