Best Rum Cake Ever

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   Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality.

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   Good, isn't it?

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   Now go ahead.

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   Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.

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   Check the rum again.

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   It must be just right.

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   To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.

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   Repeat.

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   With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

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    Add 1 seaspoon of sugar and beat again.

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    Meanwhile, make sure the rum is of the highest quality.

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    Try another cup.

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    Open second quart if necessary. Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high.

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    If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity.

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    Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it really doesn't matter).

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    Sample the rum again.

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    Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juice.

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    Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts.

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    Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or whatever color you can find.

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    Wix mell.

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    Grease oven and turn cake into pan 350 gredees.

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    Now pour the whole mess into the coven and ake. Check the rum again and bo to ged.

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.

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