How many servings does this recipe make?

This recipe makes 4 servings. You can adjust the portion size directly on this page.

What ingredients do I need for Best Damn Guac Ever (Guacamole)?

You need 12 ingredients. The key ingredients include: 4 Hass avocadoes, 1/2 red onion, diced, 1/2 orange bell pepper, chopped, 1/2 fuji apple, diced, and more.

Is Best Damn Guac Ever (Guacamole) suitable as snacks & appetizers?

Yes, Best Damn Guac Ever (Guacamole) falls under the Snacks & Appetizers category and is a great choice for this type of meal.

How do I store leftover Best Damn Guac Ever (Guacamole)?

Keep refrigerated in an airtight container and enjoy within 1–2 days for the best freshness. Best served cold — no reheating needed.

Best Damn Guac Ever (Guacamole) Recipe

Name: Best Damn Guac Ever (Guacamole)
Prep time: 15 min
Cook time: 30 min
Total time: 45 min
Yield: 4 servings
Ingredients: 4 Hass avocadoes; 1/2 red onion, diced; 1/2 orange bell pepper, chopped; 1/2 fuji apple, diced; 2 roma tomatoes, chopped; 2 jalapenos, diced; 1 tablespoon fresh cilantro, finely chopped; 1 1/2 teaspoons garlic powder; 1 teaspoon kosher salt; 1 tablespoon sour cream; 1 teaspoon celery seed; 1/2 lime, juice of

Try this homemade Best Damn Guac Ever (Guacamole) recipe the whole family will love. Made with avocadoes, red onion, orange bell pepper and apple. Easy …

This Best Damn Guac Ever (Guacamole) relies on simple, everyday ingredients such as hass avocadoes, red onion, diced, orange bell pepper, chopped and fuji apple, diced. It comes together quickly and makes 4 servings, at about 39 kcal each. The step-by-step instructions below are written to be easy to follow, even on a busy day.

It's versatile enough for an easy weeknight dinner yet satisfying enough for guests at the weekend. Serve it with your favorite sides, and keep any leftovers for a quick meal the next day.

Updated Jun 30, 2026

Serves 4 Snacks & Appetizers

Tips for the best results

Read through all the steps once before you start and measure out your ingredients first — it makes everything go more smoothly.
Taste as you go and adjust the seasoning before serving.
Avoid overcrowding the pan — cook in batches if needed for the best texture.
Let the dish rest for a few minutes before serving so the flavors settle.
Store leftovers in an airtight container in the fridge and enjoy within a few days.

Variations & substitutions

Coconut cream is a reliable plant-based alternative to dairy cream.

No specific allergen information. Please check the ingredient list for possible allergens.

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