3-Step Biscuits Or How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend Biscuits

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   ["Stir together all ingredients (dough will be crumbly).", "Turn dough out onto a lightly floured surface.", "Knead 3 or 4 times.", "Pat or roll dough to 1/2 inch thickness; cut with a 2 1/2 inch round cutter, and place on a lightly greased baking sheet.", "Bake at 400u00b0F for 18 to 20 minutes or until golden.", "-----------------------------------------------------.", "NOTE: Keep in mind that the secret for making excellent biscuits is-- Try not to handle dough too much or too firmly-- The less manipulation (kneading, handling dough a lot with hands) the better the texture.", "Now, About the bad reviews, please know this: In order for this to work, YOU MUST USE SELF RISING FLOUR. So go follow it ""to a T"" and if your girlfriend wants to break up with you over failed biscuits -- well, she is superficial and you'd be wise to break up with her before she breaks up with you! And always remember this: If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all."]

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