Worst Date Ever Nutty Cheese Ball

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   ["You should have known that it wasn't going to go well when he arrived to pick you up for dinner on his Segway. As if it wasn't awkward enough having to walk briskly along beside him, craning your neck to make eye contact as he rolled down the sidewalk, there was the added talking point of his jaunty little straw boater. What was he thinking? What were you?", "Now you are starving because he took you to a raw food restaurant and then announced that everything was, ""Real expensive, so don't go crazy."" You were totally not prepared for him to whip out the calculator to determine, to the penny, what you ate. Once safely back in your own apartment-alone!-make yourself a nutty cheese ball because that's exactly what that clown was. Mix together cream cheese and pineapple.", "Take a quick peek out the window to make sure he's gone. What? Is that him, lurking beneath the lamppost? Oh, great, not only was he a lousy date, but now he wants to", "you? Why is it always the losers that you can't get rid of? Wonder, ""Why can't the really good-looking and successful guys be the stalkers?"" as you put walnuts in a ziplock bag and crush them with a hammer, pounding on them like he kept pounding his fist on the table as he ranted endlessly about how nobody listens to him at work.", "Add diced green pepper and celery to the cheese. Roll cheese mixture into a ball. Try not to think about how he kept adjusting his balls during dinner, saying, ""Damn, boys, sit still!"" And especially don't think about the several times he actually reached down inside his pants and then with the same hand reached over to your plate to fish a piece of zucchini out of your raw lasagna.", "Roll cheese ball in walnuts and vow not to ever, ever again go out with a man you met at the ninety-nine-cent store."]

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.