Mirj'S Heart-Attack-On-A-Plate Chopped Chicken Liver

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   Cook the livers until done in any way you prefer.

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   I grill them under the broiler.

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   Chop the onions medium-coarsely and fry in the oil until browned, but not burnt.

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   You have to babysit the onions, constantly stirring, so they don't burn.

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   This can take some time, pull up and chair with a good book, or do other things but keep an eye (and nose) out for the onions.

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   With the steel knife, grind the livers in a food processor.

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   Add the hard-boiled eggs and give it another whirl until they are incorporated with the liver.

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   Add the onions and any extra oil from the bottom of the pot.

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   Scrape every last bit of onion into the food processor bowl, this is where the major flavor comes from.

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    Add salt and pepper to taste.

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    You can also add any other spices that you like, but this detracts from the traditional flavor of Jewish chopped liver.

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    Whirl everything around in the food processor until it reaches the consistency you want.

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    Some people prefer it coarse, some like it very fine, almost pate-like.

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    Scrape the chopped liver into a serving bowl and chill in the fridge for at least 2 hours.

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    Serve with crackers or challah.

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    Try to avoid the temptation to just shovel it into your mouth with a spoon directly from the bowl.

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.