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Begin by catching the rabbit. (You knew that was coming, didn't you?).
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Dress if not already dressed (the rabbit).
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If you're not dressed either, do so.
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Dig little Petunia out of the flour bin.
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Heat oven and warm up the roasting pan.
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Cut up the rabbit.
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Go change the baby's diaper.
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Answer the phone.
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Sift the flour and roll the rabbit pieces in it.
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Wash flour out of Petunia's hair.
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Grease the roasting pan and pick all the toys up off the kitchen floor.
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Go look for Tommy. He was on the front porch the last time you saw him.
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Call Joe Henderson about those seeds.
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Return to kitchen.
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Mop flour off floor where Petunia put rabbit.
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Clean off rabbit.
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Mop flour off Petunia.
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Turn off the oven--it's too hot now.
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The butter has congealed. Melt it again.
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Let Tommy in the back door with the fresh eggs.
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Use the broken one in the recipe.
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Answer phone.
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Change baby's diaper.
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Take Tommy's broken egg and beat it.
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Beat it back to the kitchen.
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Beat the other egg.
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Sit down and collect your wits--no, collect the children.
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Beat the two eggs together.
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Take the kids and beat it!
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Take the rabbit and beat it to the creek.
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Cut up rabbit for bait and go fishing.
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Fish may be fried the same way.