How To Preserve A Husband

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   Be careful in selecting.

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   Do not choose one too young.

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   When selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.

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   Some wives insist on keeping them in a pickle; others are constantly getting them into hot water.

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   This may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter.

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   Even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.

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   Wrap them in a mantle of charity.

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   Keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream.

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   Thus prepared, they will keep for years.

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