Guacamole from Heck

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   Select avocados that are slightly soft, with black rind, but not ones where the skin feels like it has separated from the flesh.

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   Remove pit and rind, and stem-let at narrow end of rind, and add lime juice promptly.

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   Mash until avocados are lumpy; do not blend.

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   Mix in remaining ingredients coarsely.

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   Serve with un- or lightly-salted white corn tortilla chips (e.g.

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   Mission).

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   Store with as little air as possible.

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   Deposit rinds and other detritus in garden or compost pile.

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   Berbere is a spice mixture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berbere).

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    LA denizens can find it in Little Ethiopia, just south of Fairfax & Olympic.

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    Hm.

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    You've got 1/2 a lime left.

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    2 oz Patron silver tequila.

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    2 oz Grand Marnier.

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    Juice of 1 1/2 limes.

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    1 egg white.

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    2 generous handfuls ice.

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    1 Tbsp finely grated lime rind.

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    Blend thoroughly.

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    Serve in Ball jar.

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    2 servings.

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    For rocks version, do not include egg white or lime rind; instead add a splash of water and distribute juiced lime rinds whole in glasses.

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.