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The cooking time is about three minutes and the preparation steps are done in quick succession.
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Drink the mineral water.
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Put six cups of water into a medium sized saucepan.
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Put the saucepan on the stove on full heat.
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Do a shot of vodka or other preferred liquor.
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Quickly throw in the capsicum and onion.
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Open the two packets of Ramen Noodles, roughly and quickly break the dried noodles into quarters and toss in the saucepan.
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Open the beer and take a swig.
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With your teeth, rip open the Ramen flavor satchels and only sprinkle half each the contents into the saucepan, stir.
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Add a splash of soy sauce and a squirt of chili sauce to taste, stir.
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Throw in the pre stir fried chicken and beef, stir.
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Sprinkle in the chopped coriander, stir.
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Bring to boil, stir and then turn off the heat.
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Cover and stand for 1 minute.
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Take another swig of beer.
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Throw in the prawns and stir.
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Ladle the noodle and ingredients into two large bowls and garnish each serving with half the chopped tomato.
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Serve immediately in front of the TV while watching Two and Half Men.
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Best served after a heavy night, mid to late morning.
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Serves two to three depending on the size of your bowls. Add more beer or vodka to taste.
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Note: For a vegetarians leave out the beef, chicken and prawns, replace with a handful of little broccoli trees and half a finely sliced carrot. Also tofu blocks (either pre-fried or plain), straw mushrooms and half a cup of coconut milk and a squirt of lemon or lime juice and some finely sliced ginger will work well.
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For Non alcoholics leave out the heavy night and alcohol and serve in the mid to late afternoon on a lazy rainy day.
