Emeril'S Cajun Water

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   Place water in saucepan- very simple; this ain't rocket science, folks.

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   Use your knob to heat the water on low (turn the heat up if you don't have 2 hours to spend, but-2 hours is really a food of love thing; drinking 2 beers ought to do it).

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   (I said to myself: self!) relax and get one of those cold frozen things- it will make you happy, happy, happy.

4. 4

   Don't jack the fire up to high unless you are on good terms with the fire department (but if you do start a fire- don't run out as fast as you can to remodel your house- stick around!).

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   That's what those lines are on there for.

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   Heat to a boil- oh yeah babe (really hot!).

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   Season with salt, pepper, and Essence (BAM!).

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   Fork a lemon if it turns you on.

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   Add a pinch of cinnaminnamom to kick it up a notch.

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    You could put in 30-40 cloves of garlic, or a ham hock, because pork fat rules!

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    Add a teaspoon of heavy cream if it thrills you, because somebody has to keep the Dairy Farmers of America in business.

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    And there you have it- use water where called for in Cajun recipes.

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.