Easy Beef Dinner

1. 1

   Secure 1 large elephant.

2. 2

   Kill, clean and cut into small cubes. This will take about 2 months.

3. 3

   Put in a large kettle and simmer over kerosene heat at 465u00b0 for 14 weeks.

4. 4

   Make gravy to cover. This will feed 3,685 people.

5. 5

   If more meat is needed, add 2 rabbits.

6. 6

   But use only if necessary as few people care for hare in their stew!

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.

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