Boiled Water Recipe

1. 1

   Mix oil with gasoline; pour into chainsaw.

2. 2

   Gently place chainsaw into pickup truck.

3. 3

   Drive truck 1 mile into woods.

4. 4

   Cut down 1 tree (preferably dead).

5. 5

   if not dry wood of 6 months.

6. 6

   Place dry wood into stove and light fire.

7. 7

   When fire gets warm, place bucket of water on stove and bring to a boil.

8. 8

   Use as necessary.

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.

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