Bargain Hunters Board Christmas Crack

1. 1

   Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

2. 2

   Line a jelly roll pan with parchment or wax paper.

3. 3

   Place the saltines neatly in the pan, not overlapping. The pan should hold 40 crackers pretty neatly. I break the last row in half to fit tightly.

4. 4

   Melt the butter and add the brown sugar. Keep on med-hi to hi and stir constantly for 5 minutes exactly.

5. 5

   BE AWARE that hot sugar is really fracking hot. Don't consider touching it.

6. 6

   Pour the sugar mixture onto the saltines and spread out over all the crackers. I use a frosting spreader. Use a fork to move any wayward crackers back in line.

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   Put in in the oven for 3-5 minutes.

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   Pull out and let sit for a minute, then empty the bag of chocolate chips all over the top. Back in the oven for a minute, then spread out the now melty yumminess.

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   Sprinkle some salt on top. This is optional. In some universes, I guess.

10. 10

    Put it in the freezer for 30 minutes or let it sit out for hours. It's a pretty easy decision for me, really.

11. 11

    Break up into cracker sized pieces.

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    Hide in the closet and eat 10 pieces before letting anyone know you made them.

* Per serving · 4 servings · Values may vary.