Bachelor'S Delight

1. 1

   If your wife is not home (or if you don't have one), look in the refrigerator for leftovers.

2. 2

   Get out a big cast-iron skillet and throw the leftovers in it.

3. 3

   Crack some eggs (4 or 5 if you are hungry) and stir it all up together.

4. 4

   Fry on high.

5. 5

   (Throw the burned parts to the cat and dog.)

6. 6

   Pull out the eggshells as you eat.

7. 7

   One problem:

8. 8

   Kids don't like this very well.

9. 9

   Open a can of chili for them.

No additional tips available.