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["Take a bowl and fill it about halfway with your 90% poor folk. You want these people to be a majority of your population for an exquisite revolution. While you do not have to use pure 90% poor folk, as anywhere from 70% will do, a 90% poor folk blend is recommended for the most radical of dishes. After pouring, let it coagulate slightly before cooling.", "After the poor folk are stationary and cannot escape their situation, pour a tiny amount of 10% rich folk on top of your poor. The percentage rich folk blend you use should increase or decrease as your poor folk blend does the opposite, if you are not using a 90% poor folk blend. The pressure of this rich folk mixture should press down on the poor, making it impossible for them to escape until the end dish. Let this coagulate as well, as you did the last step.", "Cut a hole through the now solidified rich folk and into the poor blend. This hole will be where you will be working for the majority of the rest of the dish. Now, take your 1/4 teaspoon of low wages and pour it into the poor folk layer. You do not want this to get near the rich folk layer, so it is advisable to be careful, as giving the rich low wages will make the two layers more equal, which is not wanted for a good revolution. This low wage blend should make your poor folk complain slightly. Put your ear close to the poor layer after letting the low wages soak and listen for people getting sick or yelling at the rich layer. If you hear this, you should be ready to move on.", "After the low wages have soaked in, the poor blend should be a little more sick, dying and dead, meaning it should be easier to cut a few more chunks out. Remember to not touch the rich folk, but carve out a few tunnels barely big enough for one spider and begin to insert the unsafe working and living conditions. You should make about 4-5 holes and divide your cup of unsafe condition as such, to make sure every part of the poor layer feels the effects of this new concoction you'll be inserting. If this is done correctly, the sounds of the poor will get louder and much of the layer will catch on fire and burn, though this will be contained to them only. Remember, the rich layer should not be touched at this point. Along with the burning, you should hear the sound of children getting their arms cut off in a grinder or dying of chimney smoke if you listen closely. This means you're on the right track.", "Up next, take your 50g of high taxes and roll it out with a roller. Then roll it up into a fine ball with your hands (wash after using this, high taxes stick with you if you don't get rid of them quick) and place it over the hole you've cut to get to the poor layer. If you need more high taxes to cover up this hole, you are free to place more on top of the poor layer. After placing the high taxes on top of the poor hole, making it virtually impossible for them to escape from their current situation and causing the death and sickness rates to be so high you can hear the screams and coughs throughout the kitchen, it's time to move on.", "On a paper towel separate from your bowl, place your leader. If you're making a Central or Latin American dish, instead use your mestizo leaders for this part. Take your enlightenment ideas and cover your leader figure in them. A knife is recommended, though any method of spreading works. Make sure to fully cover them in enlightenment ideas to make sure they will work as a leader for the upcoming steps.", "First, use a roller or any cylindrical object and press a hole through the high taxes. Make sure to reach the poor layer of your dish. Then, once you have a secure passage, insert your leader into the poor layer. The enlightenment ideas should allow them to pass straight into the poor layer, which will initiate the final steps of the process. If you are making any dish not American or French, take your Napoleonic War extract and spread it over the dish. This should distract the high class and allow a much easier and faster evolution phase.", "If you are making a Central or Latin American Dish, take out your mestizo leader and crush them using some excess high class, then repeat steps 6 and 7 using the creole leader you haven't used yet.", "Assuming all the steps have been done correctly, the poor layer should start to overtake the rich layer, pulling it down to below the poor layer. If you're making a French dish, before this happens, make sure to use your guillotine to cut off some of the rich layer, for a little je ne sais quoi (this means ""I don't know what,"" mainly because the guillotine serves no practical purpose other than to make the revolution dish more popular). If a French dish is not being made, however, it is best to simply let the poor layer overtake the rich layer and high taxes.", "After all is said and done, the leader you placed in the poor layer in step 7 should now be an emperor on top of the once poor layer. If this happens, the revolution creation has been a success! However, as there is now another ruler, the revolution has become moot. While it is possible to eat this revolution dish you have just created, the effects of the revolution will linger for a very long time (forever) and the poor decisions made when making a new ruler will stay with you for the rest of your days.", "Enjoy the effects of your revolution, as it will only be a few hundred years before the world is destroyed by either wars or global warming! While enjoying your revolution, be sure to take in any economic unrest and horrific political situations you may have created in the process, especially if you've made a Central/Latin American dish or a French dish. Until then, however, have a blast enjoying your revolution that will be undone in only a couple decades!"]
